Stuck here dreaming of the future and pining for the past. Last.fm Facebook Email Twitter var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5554735-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @idledays)http://idledays.tumblr.com/<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/RTBSa1I59kl32372CA5F20uPo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://adamadam.tumblr.com/">adamadam</a>)</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235459315http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235459315Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:13:50 +1000<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/TbKFm3q6elghkc1qmnMYKG17o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://choppinkarate.tumblr.com/post/89433432/ya-know-its-not-so-much-the-bad-photoshopping">choppinkarate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ya know… its not so much the bad photoshopping, nice square around that moon by the way. but read these comments on the clickthrough.</p> <h4> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22130401@N04/">picture_them_perfect</a> <a title="Find out about upgrading to Pro" href="http://www.flickr.com/upgrade/"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceout.gif" alt="Pro User" class="ProIcon f-sprite fs-badge_pro" width="20" height="12"/></a> says:<br/>Poor kitty out there all alone. Cute!</h4> <p>BITCH, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! THATS NOT A REAL PICTURE!</p> </blockquote>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235421833http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235421833Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:27:28 +1000<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksppslnNVl1qz7zego1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Niki?</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235407157http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235407157Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:09:56 +1000<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspntoel9j1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYS</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235372677http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235372677Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:27:24 +1000JealousyStyling<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspnj6261Y1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bros <i>before </i>hoes, Nick Carter.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235367155http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/235367155Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:21:00 +1000<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksomlhNdhD1qzgymmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gluefingers.tumblr.com/post/234828694/things-that-turned-me-gay-episode-2-in">gluefingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>things that turned me gay; episode 2.</p> <p>in retrospect, i probably wasn’t watching lois & clark for the skilful exposition.</p> </blockquote> <p>I tried to write a witty caption for this but all that was playing over and over in my head was <i>Dean Cain nipples Dean Cain nipples</i></p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234845234http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234845234Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:35:50 +1000One true love<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso7a7RAtr1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m <i>still</i> so obsessed with the <a href="http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/116207989/this-country-3-via-niki">Emu</a> <a href="http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/116206602/if-we-had-a-military-division-with-the">War</a>.<br/><br/>I think it’s a defining moment in Australian history. Sensationalising the most insignificant shit is pretty much our national pastime. <i>The Emu Cull of 1932</i> would not have its own wikipedia page.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234613562http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234613562Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:32:31 +1000“Andrew, I just got a call from a Plant Hire company? Who hires plants? They aren’t even that expensive? Like, is it just for weddings or do people hire plants to put in their gardens to impress their friends?”<br/><br/> - <em>My arch nemesis, the receptionist. She is out of control. She appears to drop about 10 IQ points every day. I think she is technically retarded now? She said she wasn’t coming in today but then I came in and she was dancing on her chair to Love Shack to welcome me? ”I put this on just for you sweetie!”. What the fuck, bitch. Look, I wish I was exaggerating or joking or ANYTHING. She’s just a fucking moron.</em>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234589731http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234589731Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:07:17 +1000<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnycqyweh1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234434851http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234434851Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:19:00 +1000Old man : So are you two just visiting?<br /> Me : uhhhh? Well... kind of (having lived there for 14 years of my life)<br /> Old man : Oh so you have your permanent residency now?<br /> Me : huh?<br /> Old man as he walks away : Ugh it's English...<br /> http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234374070http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/234374070Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:11:00 +1000<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmi0xTvqk1qz7zego1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Miss you little piggy.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/233659545http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/233659545Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:29:00 +1000<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksh3xwnwgF1qzgymmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gluefingers.tumblr.com/post/230620448/i-remember-when-i-was-in-grade-two-of-primary">gluefingers</a></p> <p>Proof all men look better in baseball caps</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232737433http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232737433Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:25:26 +1000SarcasmNot really?Confusion<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskp2uZZ1z1qz7zego1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SHE <a href="http://kojiimusic.com/">SINGS</a> TOO? Kojii is 27 threats in one.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232658900http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232658900Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:06:29 +1000<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskox4Phln1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kojii-h/">Kojii’s Flickr</a></p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232656609http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232656609Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:03:03 +1000<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskmaqjNQd1qzphayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://joshdivision.tumblr.com/">joshdivision</a>)<br/><br/>JOSH YOU ARE GOOD.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232634023http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232634023Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:29:05 +1000<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk6gfntpy1qz7zego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best show ever created. Does anyone remember the episode where the guy found a vibrator in the girls room and then proceeded to buy her basically everything in leopard print to win her over because he assumed she was some massive slut but he had actually been stalking in her housemate’s room and bitch got really offended and they got a combatibility match of like 3%? Loved it.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232321413http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232321413Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:24:00 +1000<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk340qACx1qz63kro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nicoleok.tumblr.com/">nicoleok</a>)</p> <p>I… I choose to take this as a compliment. That is a fine taxidermy fox.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232284872http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232284872Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:43:35 +1000<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk4e6DESQ1qz7zego1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Good morning!</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232281661http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/232281661Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:39:40 +1000<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj5zp1tTV1qz7zego1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My bank statements are so depressing.<br/><br/>Slurpee<br/>Slurpee<br/>Slurpee<br/>Pie<br/>Milkshake<br/>Noodles<br/><br/><b>OBESITY</b></p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/231754223http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/231754223Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:16:36 +1000<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gr2TAwok_SQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gr2TAwok_SQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>GUY SEBASTIAN AND JORDIN SPARKS DO A DUET. WHEN IS THE FILM CLIP RELEASED? I WANT SO SO SO MANY FIREWORKS IN FIELDS AND CLOSETED FAGGOT REFERENCES.</p>http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/231727033http://idledays.tumblr.com/post/231727033Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:24:40 +1000