Wasting Idle Days

Jewel’s snaggletooth never fails to make me feel good...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:43:47 +1000

Jewel’s snaggletooth never fails to make me feel good about life.

Currently watching. Today is a hard day at work.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:55:36 +1000

Currently watching. Today is a hard day at work.

Congratulations on being one year closer to being able to do...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:11:00 +1000

Congratulations on being one year closer to being able to do this topless.

Love you girl!

(via fuckyeahdeancain)Someone had to do it…

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:55:43 +1000

(via fuckyeahdeancain)

Someone had to do it…

QUEEN LATIFAHTAYLOR SWIFTGEORGE LOPEZA JONAS BROHALF OF...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:03:00 +1000

QUEEN LATIFAH
TAYLOR SWIFT
GEORGE LOPEZ
A JONAS BRO
HALF OF GREY’S ANATOMY
SHIRLEY MACLAINE
TAYLOR LAUTNER
ALBA AND BIEL (which is confusing because I still think they are the same person)
ASHTON KUTCHER
J - Roberts
Mini J-Roberts
J - FOXX
THE HATHAWAY
GARNER
AND SO MUCH MORE!

BUT OMGGGGG.

This, this is going to be the best film ever made. I have a pretty strong feeling about this.

The Knife - Pass This OnNever forget.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:07:35 +1000

The Knife - Pass This On

Never forget.

Phorusrhacids (“Rag-Bearers”), or terror birds, were...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:58:10 +1000

Phorusrhacids (“Rag-Bearers”), or terror birds, were a family of large carnivorous flightless birds that were the dominant preditors in South America during the Cenozoic 62–2 million years ago. They were roughly 1–3 meters (3–10 feet) tall. Their closest modern-day relatives are believed to be the 80 cm-tall Seriemas.

EVOLUTION IS SO DISAPPOINTING.

Why do size comparisons always have to be so terrifying?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:44:59 +1000

Why do size comparisons always have to be so terrifying?

Photo

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:42:41 +1000

Let’s be serious for one moment here.For all of Tottie...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:39:32 +1000

Let’s be serious for one moment here.

For all of Tottie Goldsmith’s shortcomings, she still has the best non-pornstar name on the planet.

Tottie.

Tottie Goldsmith.

Perfection.

(via keiff) How can you be sad when you have so much going for...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:41:26 +1000

(via keiff)

How can you be sad when you have so much going for you.

I just spent way too long mourning the death of Ashanti.I listened to foolish four times in a row...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:21:31 +1000

I just spent way too long mourning the death of Ashanti.

I listened to foolish four times in a row and had a bit of a moment of, “If that plane hadn’t gone down we could have so many more perfect hits like this.”

Then I wiki’d her and she’s not even dead?

It’s Aaliyah?

I thought Ashanti died in a plane crash.

Was Left Eye on that plane too?

If you’re not Beyonce I’m not interested.

Jealous of that baby.Devil dog.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:40:00 +1000

Jealous of that baby.

Devil dog.

My friend Elena asked me to see Scooter with her because she...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:51:00 +1000

My friend Elena asked me to see Scooter with her because she worked at the bar they were playing at in Germany. All I knew about Scooter was they did a cover of The Logical Song and that the lead singer looked like the guy who used to hang out in the public toilet in the park near my primary school.

I walked in the door and within 10 minutes I was bleeding from my nose, a guy was having a seizure on the floor from the strobe lights and a brawl had broken out because they had oversold the venue.

Lesson learnt : People really like Scooter.

Apparently there are only 22 other decent people on this planet....

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:26:17 +1000

Apparently there are only 22 other decent people on this planet. (It’s been open for 4 months)

This is an important cause. Please sign the petition. God bless.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:20:57 +1000

This is an important cause. Please sign the petition. God bless.

This is all I want for Christmas.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:18:03 +1000

This is all I want for Christmas.

britticisms: “Norway” by Beach House

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:22:44 +1000

britticisms:

“Norway” by Beach House

notbymenotnow: little sister, i heard you went to mr soandso,...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:19:24 +1000

notbymenotnow:

little sister, i heard you went to mr soandso, knock-knock-knockin on his door again last night said you needed more….

“He is a self pro-claimed “waxer” and has said...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:24:00 +1000

“He is a self pro-claimed “waxer” and has said in previous interviews he likes waxing his underarms and legs. Speculation has occurred over whether he is dating social scene clubber Casey Allen. George is the brother of world class restauranteur Tony Houvardas, who is equally as well known around Sydney. Tony is said to have exceptional fingers, hair and flat abdominals. Tony is a specialist head and body masseuse, and like his brother owes much of his talents to another individual known only as… “the Banker”.

Speculation is rife as to the true identity of ‘The Banker’, however this enigmatic character remains the topic of many a hushed late night conversation. One source has stated that ‘The Banker’ is a spiritual leader of some kind, although refused to disclose the official nature of his leadership status. The saga continues…”

Carbo is the worst character on television ever.

His wikipedia page adds to the disdain.