Best show ever created. Does anyone remember the episode where the guy found a vibrator in the girls room and then proceeded to buy her basically everything in leopard print to win her over because he assumed she was some massive slut but he had actually been stalking in her housemate’s room and bitch got really offended and they got a combatibility match of like 3%? Loved it.
(via nicoleok)
I… I choose to take this as a compliment. That is a fine taxidermy fox.
Good morning!
My bank statements are so depressing.
Slurpee
Slurpee
Slurpee
Pie
Milkshake
Noodles
OBESITY
GUY SEBASTIAN AND JORDIN SPARKS DO A DUET. WHEN IS THE FILM CLIP RELEASED? I WANT SO SO SO MANY FIREWORKS IN FIELDS AND CLOSETED FAGGOT REFERENCES.
Just like September 11 and the death of Princess Diana we all remember the moment we found out that Rhonda Burchmore and Kerri-anne Kennerley would be doing an ABBA duet.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
Trying so hard to work through this. Irrational fear of monkey hands/paws/talons seems to be increasing and I have no reason? I’ve never even come in direct contact with a monkey. I blatantly refuse to ever go to a country that has monkeys? It makes me HAPPY that people eat their brains. I’m a vegetarian. That shouldn’t make me happy.
Tell me something good about a monkey? Ease my mind about these vile beasts. (Everything Chimpanzee and up I’m fine with)
Oh man. Where was this ad? Is this a video? Can we fast forward about 2 minutes? I want to see where this goes. HOT.
This is the greatest ad I’ve ever seen on a website.
“Monkey brain is a controversial foodstuff, often attributed to the Chinese, but also found in certain other countries. The practice of eating monkey brains has led to over-hunting, especially due to the unfounded belief that eating the monkeys’ brain can cure impotence.”
— Things I choose to believe without question.
JEWEL
AND QUENTIN
HYPERVENTILATING
Jewel. Fake tit line. MAKE IT STOP.
Remember the good times, when you lived in a van. Remember the wholesome days when you used to write pathetic poetry about rape. Remember the laughs back then? Miss you.
Is Raven Symone dead?
Is she pregnant or did bitch just eat her weight in cake?
The only two things anyone wants to know about raven.
“I try to choose to work on film and television projects that can change people…I like to do things that will make people think.”
— Raven Symone. Star of The Cheetah Girls (1 and 2), Dr Dolittle (1 and 2), Princess Diaries (2 only) and of course, the film that changed the way we all think about film and the world in general, College Road Trip. Television wise, I feel like her guest appearance on Corey in the House was a defining moment in my life.
JOJO NO!
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