December 2008
118 posts
Just living my life (AY), my life (OH), my life...
I blame my love of this song on the heat. I have heat stroke or some shit.
Skank I went to High School with: I'm totally gettin a tattoo wen I go to the goldy*!!
Me: OMG SO COOL! Of what?
Skank: Im thinking a fairy or Japanese symbol or Celtic design...really not too sure will see when I go in!!
Me: WOW! You should get the Chinese Symbol for love. My friend has that and it's rly cool!
Skank: Yeah I thought about that. Do you think it will look good?
Me: Totally and classy too.
I hope the bitch gets it. SO MUCH. Hate her.
*Goldy is Ipswich for The Gold Coast. A place where scum congregate during the summer months. This is necessary for the continuation of their species.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Department of Eagles (54)
Ladyhawke (50)
Sigur Rós (27)
Cut Copy (25)
Hercules and Love Affair (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Just Downloaded Rihanna. H8 Myself So Much.
Ola Podrida- Cindy This song always does things to...
rackattack:
New track from Malajube’s upcoming...
I Just Google'd The Boy I Slept With Last Night
He was nominated for Australian of the year in 2005. He gets my nomination for blow job of the year in 2008.
I Love Andrew With All My Heart.
avedanke:
And By Heart I Mean Cock Penis.
My penis isn’t ready for that kind of commitment, but he likes you a whole lot.
I Am Home Alone Watching Home Alone 3.
BRB. Hooking up a video camera to my remote controlled car.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have not smoked a single cigarette today. I’m so motherfucking stressed out. Spending time with my family always involves too many questions and too many stories regarding golf and pregnancies. Not much disgusts me more than sport and babies.
I NEED A DURRY YA CUNTZ.
I Just Watched the Thanksgiving Episode of Gossip...
I’m crying like a little bitch. Male PMS I swear.
“KFC Japan was founded in 1970. A life size statue of the Colonel stands in front...”
– Wikipedia is the most trustworthy source in the world. Y/Y?
Work just called me and told me not to bother come...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Department of Eagles (54)
Ladyhawke (50)
Sigur Rós (27)
Cut Copy (25)
Hercules and Love Affair (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
FUCK YOU FLORIDA. It Should Never Be 80° In...
(via avedanke) Today I was mowing and it was motherfucking 38 degrees (Converter says that is 100.4?) I WANTED TO GET A BUCKET OF POISON AND POUR IT ALL OVER THE GRASS SO THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fuck
Fuck this job Fuck Christmas Fuck the child crying outside my office
Fuck quitting smoking Fuck the fact I am covered in sweat after mowing the lawn this morning
Fuck I want to be drunk/high NOW
Rico is on Ugly Betty and Vanessa was on Kath and...
Sid Mohamed the Ostrich boy
Lived with ostriches
Sidi Mohamed is another child who never lost his name. He was playing outside at the age of 5 or 6, and wandered off into the bush where he met ostriches who became his foster family.
Caught by hunters
Some 10 years later Sidi Mohamed was finally caught by men out hunting. During his decade-long ostrich vacation he is said to have lived on...
I got a haircut today and let's just say that...
My plan of buying alcohol as a food replacement...
Confession 2.0
I always get erections in art galleries/museums and I don’t understand why. Surely I can’t be the only one?
I’m literally talking about my penis, not my level of enjoyment. Should I write to Dolly Doctor?
Hay Brisbane Tumblrs. I'm going to Nevereverland...