Andrew and his teeth brushing obsession...
Dentist : Ooooooooh. How many times a day do you brush your teeth!?Me : Ummm. Just the normal amount.
Dentist : You can't lie to me! This is my job. You tell the truth now.
Me : Maybe a little more than normal...
Dentist : You need to slow down, guy. Your teeth are white but you going to brush them away!
Me : Okay...
Dentist : I always get the truth!
Sep 30th
wolfteeth:
Al modelling my KW’s
*Al is short for Albino,...
Sep 28th
qisto: (via Merkelizer) Love.
Sep 27th
Listen
Datarock - The Most Beautiful Girl
Sep 27th
Wink.
Sep 27th
“You are such a lovely young man. I can tell you are really...”
— Potential employer judgement...
— Potential employer judgement...
Sep 27th
London got her tits out in Playboy with the caption...
Sep 26th
Pour me some champagne jew!
Sep 25th
The story of my life
Me: when did we become those peopleR: I know
Me: this isn't good.
R: pass the champagne.
(pause)
R: I just keep wondering when my luck will run out
Me: oh, me too.
(pause)
Me: pass the champagne
BE THERE SOON BABES.
Sep 25th
Nicole and I are retiring here as bitter old spinsters. We...
Sep 23rd
Probably the happiest moment of my life.
Sep 23rd
“That’s a very nice schedule, Wanda”
Sep 22nd
Watch
Sam Isaac - Sideways I’ve had a slight obsession with this man for a long time. Mainly because...
Sep 22nd
New series coming to MTV. Charity Staff Gone Wild.
Sep 22nd
So this happened today and because I was late to work I...
Sep 22nd
I HATE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH. I’m beyond hating all the...
Sep 22nd
ladylake:
sub pop + beach house = true love.
Sep 21st
Lunch with my mother featuring her...
Waiter with shirt unbuttoned past nipples and blonde tips: Hi what can I get for you two today?Mother: I would like the caesar salad and my lovely and handsome son Andrew who's...
Me stopping her knowing where she was going to take that: UMMMM GIMME SOME PIZZA.
Waiter with massive smile as he walks away: Okaaaayyyyyyy
Me: What was that mum?
Mother: He seemed so nice! I'm just trying to help
Me: He is the complete opposite of anything I would ever want.
Mother: What? Nice? If you don't like nice boys I just don't know what I'm going to do with you.
Sep 21st
Watch
Ólafur Arnalds covers 7 things I hate about you by Miley. He is my ultimate. “This is a song I...
Sep 21st
I don’t know what is in this bottle or how to get it....
Sep 21st
Case of the ex pop star
Sep 20th
As a general rule I think hats are for people with receeding...
Sep 20th
:’(
Sep 20th
Best. Best. Best. Taken by best.
Sep 20th
McMurdo Dry Valleys
Sep 18th
This photo is pretty poor but it’s probably one of my...
Sep 17th
BRB exposing my nipples to children.
and getting paid for it. and not going to jail. best life.
Sep 17th
“Can you answer the phone with “Ahoy me hearty!”...”
— My boss. Therein lies the...
— My boss. Therein lies the...
Sep 16th
This is an ugly person with a deer.
Sep 15th
This is wine with a deer penis in it.
Sep 15th
This is deer placenta soup.
Sep 15th
GEDDES AND DION TEAM UP TO SMOTHER BLACK BABY AND CALL IT...
Sep 15th
All I wanted to do was find a few photos of that abandoned Asian baby so lovingly called Pumpkin....
Sep 15th
nicoleok:
(via brouillon)
For Andrew.
There is so much...
Sep 15th
gluefingers:
SCALENE DREAM
!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 14th
My friend in high school lost his virginity to the girl in...
Sep 14th
You don’t want to know how many of these girls have...
Sep 14th
I was going to post photos of the girl who took my virginity when I was 15 and we had our semi...
Sep 14th
THIS MOVIE WAS SO DEPRESSINGLY BAD.
Sep 14th
Listen
Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You This song. Best.
Sep 14th
Unrequited love :-(
Sep 13th
nicoleok:
Thanks to Josh.
This makes me happier than you...
Sep 13th
(via gluefingers) I’ve already made a mess.
Sep 12th
lookaftering:
i never had celebrity crushes…….but rupert...
Sep 12th
“I like your shirt AND your face!”
— Andrew’s guide to trying...
— Andrew’s guide to trying...
Sep 12th
This and this.
Sep 12th
Watch
dogs-looking-like-people:
OK this is a dog that milks a goat. I think some hollywood trickery is...
Sep 12th
Listen
The Beach Boys - Sloop John B
Sep 12th
Why are Sheryl Crow and Guy Sebastian here?
Sep 12th
YOU ONLY GOT MARRIED BECAUSE NO FAGGOT WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK...
Sep 12th
Why is Kelly Clarkson so unfortunate?
Sep 12th
“WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK.”
— Nicole (my favourite person in...
— Nicole (my favourite person in...
Sep 12th
collectiveboxiousness:
if when andy and i were to have a...
Sep 10th
In case you can’t tell the difference. Oh, and FYI the...
Sep 9th
I’ve reached new heights.
Sep 9th
Tomorrow When the War Began casting FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL...
Sep 8th
miss u
Sep 8th
Babies gone wild - 9/09/09
A children of the cornesque baby hid under my desk and when I went to sit down she grabbed my leg...
Sep 8th
Sep 7th
I’m bidding on this on ebay. It looks just like Basil...
Sep 7th
willmccloud:
cool sepia effect
I was about to go to sleep....
Sep 7th
On my to do list for this Saturday.
Sep 7th
Listen
of Montreal - Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl This is my most played song on itunes. What does this...
Sep 6th
BILL PAXTON MUST DIE. At the very least he must be banned...
Sep 5th
Well I’m done now.
Sep 5th
rumblekittie:
ANDREW YOU ARE ACTUALLY MR SLAVE NOW.
GPOYS.
Sep 5th
This is the closest thing I could find on my computer to a...
Sep 5th
Andrew Daddo is such a faggot.
Sep 5th
“when i die of liver failure next week
my tomb stone...”
— Nicole and I both claim to...
— Nicole and I both claim to...
Sep 4th
thedarkspark:
IDLEDAYS! NICOLEOK!
Close to the night’s...
Sep 4th
Modeling our merchandise today. This is why I don’t...
Sep 3rd
(via nicoleok)
TOO SCARED TO TALK TO NITRO? I needed to be...
Sep 3rd
COME ON. A BABE WITH PUGS. TUMBLARITY SKYROCKET NOW!
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd
(via ladylake)
So many favourites.
Sep 1st
velveteendream:
P.S It’s real. You can buy it on amazon. Not...
Sep 1st
SO EXCITED.
Sep 1st
ALL HAIL KRULL, AND HIS GLORIOUS REGIME....
niki: I just stumbled across this fascinating series of events of which I previously had no...
Sep 1st
TWINS.
Sep 1st
“Good morning Dennis Ferguson!”
— The first thing I heard at...
— The first thing I heard at...
Sep 1st
Let’s play a game. I work with children. With this,...
Aug 31st
“Andrew I picked because he looked like he could...
Aug 31st
(via velveteendream)
UNF.
Aug 31st
(via velveteendream)
Aug 31st
Listen
Say a Little Sloop - Aretha Franklin vs The Beach Boys I really like bad mash-ups alright?
Aug 31st
(via velveteendream)
Aug 31st