One time I took acid and didn’t have feeling in my left foot for like three months afterwards because I thought this was my natural walking position. TV in America is soooo great.
Hey America, I’m coming in a couple of days.
Come to one of these cities and I’ll let you buy me dinner (I don’t think I have enough money to buy myself dinner for more than the first week)
LA, San Fran, Miami, New Orleans, Austin, NYC, Las Vegas
Brynne Edelsten is the best thing that America has ever given Australia. Thank you for everything.
serena williams sung three songs at ben’s karaoke last night. her mum did whitney houston.
ORACENE WAS SINGING WHITNEY HOUSTON IN WOOLLOONGABBA LAST NIGHT AND I WAS NOT THERE?
The world is a cruel place.
I didn’t even reply to CJ FAM but she’s back…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEz29R76wH4
I’ve worked out that my goal for 2012 is to learn how to cross my legs. It will have taken me a quarter of a century but by the end of this year I will be able to do this for the first time.
If I tell her the truth I’m sad and old.
If I lie to her I’m sad, old and creepy.
How old do I tell CJ Fam I am?
I used some of Laura’s eye roll on thing to get rid of the bags under my eyes last night. I guess it worked because I look so fresh today!
Our website is down (selling lottery tickets) and it’s a 31 million dollar draw and I have three days left here
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As much as I’m trying to be positive about Brisbane since I just signed up to go to uni here for another 4 years I logged into “Scruff” today and I got two messages. One was 15,000 km away and the other was 0.7 km
Do you want to take a guess as to which one is closest?
